Defenseman Hal Gill of the Montreal Canadiens is listed at 6-7, 250 pounds. This is what happens when a 6-7, 250-pound defenseman hits the sweet spot on the glass near the benches, as Gill discovered at the Carolina Hurricanes on Wednesday night after a Tuomo Ruutu hit.
How often does this sort of thing happen to the USS Hal Gill? Can he use revolving doors? Has he ever walked through the front of a car dealership window by mistake?